one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris
- if you are a vegan
- tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
- but if you ever
- tell me that im a killer
- or try to make me feel bad
- for eating meat
ok but consider this: you should feel bad.
ok but consider this: i WILL eat you
Justin Timberlake thinks he hears the voice of God, then quickly realizes it’s only the airport loudspeakers
celebrities that get more shit than they should:
- nicki minaj
- miley cyrus
- lindsay lohan
- taylor swift
celebrities that don’t get enough shit:
- justin bieber
- nash grier
- justin bieber
notice how the first list is all women leading the industry. notice how the second list is two teenage boys who think they run shit but they’re hurting people.
Thermal recording of the ALS ice bucket challenge (source)
just.. fucking wow
ZAYNS THE EXCEPTION TO EVERY STYLE CHOICES I DONT LIKE. NOTHING LOOKS BAD ON ZAYN
The only flaw about Calum Hood is that he’s not inside me
WHAT IS THIS!
What or who is this
It must be Harry and Louis because it’s a low quality picture.
Yo its’ okay if you’re a white girl who likes Uggs and spray tans and pop music and instagramming your Starbucks. Don’t let tumblr make you think for one minute that liking things like that makes you inferior.
Same goes for if you’re a hipster trans mexican/japanese Pizza Underground enthusiast with a hello kitty neck tattoo.
If you’re not hurting anyone, you be you. There’s nothing wrong with that.
there’s a comic book store in my town that gives ladies a 10% discount and the people who work there are really friendly so lots of ladies show up to hang out and buy comics and one time i was looking through some new releases and this guy walked in, saw all the ladies, did a double take, and said really loudly and condescendingly, ‘there sure are a lot of girls in here for a comic store!’ and laughed but no one else laughed with him and it was glorious
I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match
we joke but this is an actual thing
THIS FUCKING GIF THOUGH!!
I’M KINDA TURNED ON, NOT GONNA LIE